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Rock Star (2001)
Those dudes with more make-up than my mom, sure do know how to rock! Mark Wahlberg stars as Chris, a lead singer wannabe who gets to live his wildest dream when he’s whisked from anonymity to being...
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300 (2007)
Had me totally convinced that I was born in the wrong century. Retelling the ancient Battle of Thermopylae, it depicts the titanic clash in which King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) and 300 Spartans fought...
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John Carter (2012)
Don’t worry people, he’s not John Carter of Mars, he’s just regular old John Carter of Earth. Lame. The film tells the story of warweary, former military captain John Carter (Taylor Kitsch), who is...
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Punisher: War Zone (2008)
Who’s being punished here: us or the criminals? Former FBI agent Frank Castle (Ray Stevenson) still has not been able to get over the murders of his family. Therefore, he takes his anger and revenge...
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Arthur Christmas (2011)
I always knew Santa was nothing more than a lazy tart. It’s another year, which means, it’s another time for Christmas in which Santa (Jim Broadbent) and his illustrious team of trained and skilled...
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Pride (2014)
Just be yourself, drag and all. It’s 1984 and in the UK, a lot of people are angry. Most importantly though, the miners. They feel as if they are not being paid enough, or represented like they should...
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Testament of Youth (2015)
Take out the British accents, throw in a cancer subplot, and you have nothing more than a Nicholas Sparks adaptation. Right before WWI begins, a young woman by the name of Vera Brittain (Alicia...
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Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999)
Death to Jar-Jar. In order to tell the story in its fullest form, sometimes, you have to go to the very beginning. In this case, we start with two Jedi knights, Qui-Gon Jinn (Liam Neeson) and Obi-Wan...
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Money Monster (2016)
Don’t take money advice from the television, ever. Financial TV guru Lee Gates (George Clooney) is a pretty beloved and trusted individual. While he’s overly pompous and clearly in love with himself,...
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Genius (2016)
It takes a lot to be considered “a genius”. Like, for instance, an overlong novel. Maxwell Perkins (Colin Firth) has published and help edit a lot of books, some of which, are revered classics. Perkins...
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Finding Dory (2016)
Stop getting lost, you damn fish! Nearly one year after finding Nemo and returning him home safely, Dory (Ellen DeGeneras) and Marlon (Albert Brooks) have figured out a way to stay close to one...
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What is art? Christian (Claes Bang) is the curator of an art museum in Stockholm and is already feeling the pressure of having to live up to his bosses’ standards. Obviously, money is tight within the...
View ArticleTomb Raider (2018)
More sexism! Yay! Lara Croft (Alicia Vikander) is just like any other 20-something living in London: She’s young, full of spirit, sassy, and oh yeah, a bit of an ass-kicker. Literally. She also doesn’t...
View ArticleColette (2018)
Lezz be honest. Early in her life, Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette (Keira Knightley) was just another girl from a small village who had hopes, dreams and ambitions of something far greater and bigger than...
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